Sillyness is Contagious

And Slightly Misspelled

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princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

I’m pretty sure the worst thing I could say to a person is “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU, TELL EVERYONE AND NO ONE WILL EVEN GIVE A SHIT.”

Followed by like, a completely mind boggingly large number of racial slurs.

JUST AN FYI, I WOULD NEVER DO THIS BUT I FEEL LIKE THIS IS WAY WORSE.

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

YOU’D BE FUCKING BEFUDDLED TOO, IF YOU WERE AN OWL AND WENT THROUGH WHAT ONLY YOUR OWL BRAIN COULD COMPREHEND AS THE GIANT WHITE PORTAL, AS FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT OWL SCRIPTURES (OR OWLCRIPTURES) AND INSTEAD OF BEING GIFTED THE FABLED OWL SWORD (OWORD? THAT WAS DUMB), SO THAT YOU MAY VANQUISH YOUR OWL ENEMIES (OWNEMIES, I’M NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE) YOU JUST SEE SOME DICK HOLDING A CAMERA.

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"I CONSTANTLY MAKE POOR DECISIONS BECAUSE I DO NOT THINK THROUGH MY CHOICES AND INSTEAD ACT WITH NO REAL THOUGHT OF FUTURE CONSEQUENCES."
"I mean, good for you on this breakthrough, but this seems like a poor time to come to that realization."
"WE DO NOT GET TO CHOOSE WHEN WE HAVE LIFE ALTERING EPIPHANIES."

"I CONSTANTLY MAKE POOR DECISIONS BECAUSE I DO NOT THINK THROUGH MY CHOICES AND INSTEAD ACT WITH NO REAL THOUGHT OF FUTURE CONSEQUENCES."

"I mean, good for you on this breakthrough, but this seems like a poor time to come to that realization."

"WE DO NOT GET TO CHOOSE WHEN WE HAVE LIFE ALTERING EPIPHANIES."

(Source: thebsdboys, via zohbugg)