She’s actually talking about her cocaine addiction.
SNOOOOORRRRTTTT.
(via jessicacabot)
Sillyness is Contagious
And Slightly Misspelled
This Planet of the Apes remake has taken A TURN.
(Because they’re all monkeys)
(Source: scab, via somebodymademedothis)
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Honestly, that would probably work just as well with any name.
DON’T LET IT HOLD YOU BACK.
EMBRACE THE TWIRL.
(via badtvblog)
I need to be friends with more sloths.
Yeah, sloths always need new victims.
(Source: slothingitup)
I would murder everyone in that house to live there.
I probably shouldn’t have posted that online.
IF THE CURRENT RESIDENTS SHOULD HAPPEN TO BEFALL A VARIETY OF FREAK ACCIDENTS, IT’S JUST A COINCIDENCE.
OR A NEW FINAL DESTINATION MOVIE.
YEAH, IT’S THE LAST ONE.
FINAL DESTINATION: I GET A NEW HOUSE.
(Source: bitofyellow, via libbahloo)
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“YOU TRY AND KICK ME OUT OF MY HOME? SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO GET CUT.”
(Source: pretzeljesus)
He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.
I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW
The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.
Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.
This just… hurts.
This reminds me of all the executives being hired to run YouTube networks who probably couldn’t name more than one YouTube channel.
Amen to that.
The new Star Trek movies are beloved by Trekkies and non-Trekkies alike. So why all the anger? Marlon Brando never read Heart of Darkness. Did that stop him from being a superb Col Kurtz? Maybe if you disliked the films you can argue this otherwise just shut up and enjoy the damn movie.
If people bothered watching the full interview instead of just bitching, he said this in reference to when he was younger. When he was older, and actually went back and watched the show, he was able to appreciate a lot more of the questions Star Trek asked.
But yeah, go ahead and take a small snippet from a longer interview to prove how right you are.
(Source: catbushandludicrous)
“GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE.”
THEN THAT SLOTH SMOTHERED THAT THING WITH A PILLOW.
REMEMBER, THE ONLY THING IN A SLOTH’S EYES IS MURDER.
(Source: funnyordie, via megsokay)
Ugh, Owls and their obsessive need for PDAs.
IT’S LIKE WE GET IT, YOU’RE IN LOVE.
WELL, THE JOKES ON YOU. I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SHARE THESE BROWNIES WITH ANYONE.
(Source: amnerchy, via jessicacabot)
“MOM?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL!”
(Source: sonofbaldwin, via electricband)
WOMEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHADOWS GROPING THEM NOW?
HOW HAVE WOMEN NOT JUST BUILD A GIANT ROCKET SHIP AND GONE TO COLONIZE MARS OR SOMETHING BY NOW?
“FUCK THIS, IMMA GO SEE HOW THAT FACE OF MARS FEELS ABOUT EQUAL PAY.”
(Source: chrisheads365, via jessicacabot)
Do yourself a favor, and go watch the video.
(via ruinedchildhood)
The real story of Hanksy.
Join us 5/24 when we open his first West Coast show ever.
(Source: youtube.com)
