Sillyness is Contagious

And Slightly Misspelled

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pleatedjeans:

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That’s the one that everyone knows because they can be all cool sounding saying “OH YEAH, THE UNIVERSE MAN. IT’S ALL CHAOS AND SHIT. THERMODYNAMICS TELLS ME SO! I JUST WAVED MY ARM. I JUST CAUSED A SHIT TON OF ENTROPY. THIS ENTROPY TOTALLY JUST LIKE KILLED A BUTTERFLY IN JAKARTA.”

pleatedjeans:

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That’s the one that everyone knows because they can be all cool sounding saying “OH YEAH, THE UNIVERSE MAN. IT’S ALL CHAOS AND SHIT. THERMODYNAMICS TELLS ME SO! I JUST WAVED MY ARM. I JUST CAUSED A SHIT TON OF ENTROPY. THIS ENTROPY TOTALLY JUST LIKE KILLED A BUTTERFLY IN JAKARTA.”

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Willie Nelson about to become fifth degree black belt

fuckyallwerefromtexas:

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"Country legend and Texas icon Willie Nelson could kick your butt in a fight. No, not with his trusty guitar Trigger or throwing stars strategically hidden under his cowboy hat.

Nelson is due to receive his fifth degree black belt in the art of Gong Kwon Yu Sul, a modern Korean martial arts system, on April 28 at a martial arts studio in Austin, according to his publicist, Elaine Shock.

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DAMMIT WILLIE IS COMING FOR ME.

LOOK, WHEN YOU LIVE THIS LARGE YOU MAKE A FEW ENEMIES HERE AND THERE.

LET’S JUST SAY I’M NOT ALLOWED BACK IN ANY OF THE DAKOTAS BECAUSE SOMEONE MAY, OR MAY NOT HAVE DRILLED INTO TEDDY’S MUSTACHE THINKING THEIR WOULD BE MUSTACHE GOLD IN THEM WHISKERS.

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theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]


If the Earth is anything like me, it’s definitely having some confusing feelings about this planet right now.
I MEAN, SHUT UP.
YOU SHUT UP.
EVERYONE LET’S ALL JUST SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, AND WALK AWAY LIKE EVERYTHING’S NOT AT ALL WEIRD.
WEIRD, AND CONFUSING.

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

If the Earth is anything like me, it’s definitely having some confusing feelings about this planet right now.

I MEAN, SHUT UP.

YOU SHUT UP.

EVERYONE LET’S ALL JUST SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, AND WALK AWAY LIKE EVERYTHING’S NOT AT ALL WEIRD.

WEIRD, AND CONFUSING.

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She apparently makes her own toothpaste.

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN TOOTHPASTE?

SERIOUSLY, IS IT THAT EASY?

HAVE I BEEN THROWING AWAY MONEY LIKE A SUCKER FOR ALL THESE YEARS?

TEACH US TO BE DIVERGENT.

(That’s what that movie is about, right?)

(THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT TOOTHVERGENT)

(BRUSHVERGENT?)

(BICUSPID AVENGERS?)

(TATTOO GUY BRUSHES HIS TEETH FOR 90 MINUTES)

(That’s the one. Nailed it.)

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