Sillyness is Contagious

And Slightly Misspelled

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"Jane, stop rubbing your head on my neck."
"I’m trying to get a good static charge so i can show that monkey bastard who’s boss."
"You are 10x his size, i’m pretty sure he understands who’s in charge."
"Then why did he throw poop at me."
"Because they do that, That’s what they do. We eat leaves, they throw poop."
"Yeah, he didn’t throw any at George the other day."
"yes he did. George sauntered his lion ass over here and bitched about it for 3 hours."
"SEE? This asshole has no respect and I need to show it to him. NO ONE THROWS POOP AT MY FACE. THIS IS WAR."
"wait..face..STOP RUBBING YOUR POOP HEAD ALL OVER MY NECK."
"CHARLES, IN WAR, SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE."

"Jane, stop rubbing your head on my neck."

"I’m trying to get a good static charge so i can show that monkey bastard who’s boss."

"You are 10x his size, i’m pretty sure he understands who’s in charge."

"Then why did he throw poop at me."

"Because they do that, That’s what they do. We eat leaves, they throw poop."

"Yeah, he didn’t throw any at George the other day."

"yes he did. George sauntered his lion ass over here and bitched about it for 3 hours."

"SEE? This asshole has no respect and I need to show it to him. NO ONE THROWS POOP AT MY FACE. THIS IS WAR."

"wait..face..STOP RUBBING YOUR POOP HEAD ALL OVER MY NECK."

"CHARLES, IN WAR, SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE."

(via thefrogman)

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taliabobalia:

pure Art

It’s a little disheartening they have 5x as many followers as i do, BUT THEN I REALIZE THEY DON’T GET TO MAKE HILARIOUS JOKES ABOUT THEIR CRIPPLING SADNESS AND HOW THEIR PILLOWS ARE JUST MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TEARS NOW.

taliabobalia:

pure Art

It’s a little disheartening they have 5x as many followers as i do, BUT THEN I REALIZE THEY DON’T GET TO MAKE HILARIOUS JOKES ABOUT THEIR CRIPPLING SADNESS AND HOW THEIR PILLOWS ARE JUST MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TEARS NOW.

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

AND OCCASIONALLY DOING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

(via nonomella)