Sillyness is Contagious

She’s actually talking about her cocaine...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:24:13 -0400

She’s actually talking about her cocaine addiction.

SNOOOOORRRRTTTT.

This Planet of the Apes remake has taken A TURN. (Because...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:29:20 -0400

This Planet of the Apes remake has taken A TURN.

(Because they’re all monkeys)

canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this Honestly, that would...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:17:47 -0400

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

Honestly, that would probably work just as well with any name.

DON’T LET IT HOLD YOU BACK.

EMBRACE THE TWIRL.

listumblng: I need to be friends with more sloths. Yeah,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:55:23 -0400

listumblng:

I need to be friends with more sloths.

Yeah, sloths always need new victims.

I would murder everyone in that house to live there. I probably...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:54:46 -0400

I would murder everyone in that house to live there.

I probably shouldn’t have posted that online.

IF THE CURRENT RESIDENTS SHOULD HAPPEN TO BEFALL A VARIETY OF FREAK ACCIDENTS, IT’S JUST A COINCIDENCE.

OR A NEW FINAL DESTINATION MOVIE.

YEAH, IT’S THE LAST ONE.

FINAL DESTINATION: I GET A NEW HOUSE.

thefrogman: [lifeandscience] “YOU TRY AND KICK ME OUT OF...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:34:53 -0400

thefrogman:

[lifeandscience]

“YOU TRY AND KICK ME OUT OF MY HOME? SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO GET CUT.”

browncoatbynight: bryarly: edwardspoonhands: theashleyclements...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:31:55 -0400

browncoatbynight:

bryarly:

edwardspoonhands:

theashleyclements:

wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

This just… hurts.

This reminds me of all the executives being hired to run YouTube networks who probably couldn’t name more than one YouTube channel.

Amen to that.

The new Star Trek movies are beloved by Trekkies and non-Trekkies alike. So why all the anger? Marlon Brando never read Heart of Darkness. Did that stop him from being a superb Col Kurtz? Maybe if you disliked the films you can argue this otherwise just shut up and enjoy the damn movie.

If people bothered watching the full interview instead of just bitching, he said this in reference to when he was younger. When he was older, and actually went back and watched the show, he was able to appreciate a lot more of the questions Star Trek asked.

But yeah, go ahead and take a small snippet from a longer interview to prove how right you are.

“GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE.” THEN THAT SLOTH SMOTHERED...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:11:25 -0400

“GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE.”

THEN THAT SLOTH SMOTHERED THAT THING WITH A PILLOW.

REMEMBER, THE ONLY THING IN A SLOTH’S EYES IS MURDER.

Ugh, Owls and their obsessive need for PDAs. IT’S LIKE WE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:18:55 -0400

Ugh, Owls and their obsessive need for PDAs.

IT’S LIKE WE GET IT, YOU’RE IN LOVE.

WELL, THE JOKES ON YOU. I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SHARE THESE BROWNIES WITH ANYONE.

“MOM?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THE GOLDEN...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:10:00 -0400

“MOM?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL!”

WOMEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHADOWS GROPING THEM NOW? HOW HAVE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:45:24 -0400

WOMEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHADOWS GROPING THEM NOW?

HOW HAVE WOMEN NOT JUST BUILD A GIANT ROCKET SHIP AND GONE TO COLONIZE MARS OR SOMETHING BY NOW?

“FUCK THIS, IMMA GO SEE HOW THAT FACE OF MARS FEELS ABOUT EQUAL PAY.”

romy7: Sex in Video Games [Ω] Do yourself a favor, and go...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:23:41 -0400

romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

Do yourself a favor, and go watch the video.

g1988: The real story of Hanksy. Join us 5/24 when we open his...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:38:03 -0400

g1988:

The real story of Hanksy.

Join us 5/24 when we open his first West Coast show ever.

lpg-fanclub: Video of the Week as suggested by @Babblepodcast...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:58:37 -0400

lpg-fanclub:

Video of the Week as suggested by @Babblepodcast is @Traphik’s #ltasmi! Watch him lose his shit…literally. #gross Funny, but gross, he needs to cover up.

theonion: SeaWorld To Discontinue Great White Shark Ride: Full...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:47:53 -0400

theonion:

SeaWorld To Discontinue Great White Shark Ride: Full Report

WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS TAKE AWAY MY DREAMS?

Are those rabbits going to eat me?

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:49:39 -0400

Are those rabbits going to eat me?

kateoplis: start living But if I have to wait over 20 minutes,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:12:55 -0400

kateoplis:

start living

But if I have to wait over 20 minutes, the pizza is free!

hey-moarrk-hey: so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes I smell a Junior reboot in...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:49:10 -0400

hey-moarrk-hey:

so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes

I smell a Junior reboot in the works!

STOP JUDGING ME FOR EATING ALL THOSE BROWNIES YESTERDAY

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:37:15 -0400

STOP JUDGING ME FOR EATING ALL THOSE BROWNIES YESTERDAY

This is the face a Grizzly Makes right before they eat you.

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:11:16 -0400

This is the face a Grizzly Makes right before they eat you.